Lizards

Mum with 3-year-old Jackie

Jackie: Mum, I don’t like those lizards in the bathroom...

Mum: Oh, why?

Jackie: They are not nice!

Mum: What do you mean, why do you think they are not nice?

Jackie: They don’t have long hair.


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Jackie: Mum, lizards don’t use toilet paper after pooing, correct?

Mum: Yup...

Jackie: I know why lizards don't use toilet paper.

Mum: Oh, you do, tell me why.

Jackie: Because, they don’t have hands.