Sunday School

Jackie: Old women can't walk.
Mum: God can make old women walk.
Jackie: But old women don't know God.
Mum: So we have to tell them about God.
Jackie: Old women must go to Sunday School.

Daddy is a Naughty Boy!

Daddy: Jackie, please stand properly on the escalator! Daddy fell on the escalator before because I didn't stand properly.
Jackie: Ah-ma (grandmother) never taught you the right thing?
Daddy: Yes, she did, but...
Jackie: Oh, you never listen to Ah-ma. You naughty boy?

I like everyone!

Jerrie: some of the boys said they like this girl and that girl in the class..
Jackie: cannot!
Jerrie: huh?
Jackie: my teacher said we have to like everyone!

Married Twice

Jackie: Did both jiejie (sister) and me come out of your body at the same time?
Mum: No, one by one.
Jackie: You married two times?

Hide and Seek Game

Jackie: Hey, I'm hiding, come and find me!

Original Face

Jerrie: I don't like my face...
Mum: Why?!
Jerrie: It's not nice, my face is original. My friends' faces are not original, they are nice.
Mum: Not nice? What's an "original face"?
Jerrie: You know, just like cakes, you have "original cake" without any flavour, and other different types of cakes...
Mum: You mean plain?
Jerrie: Yah...

Feel Like Buying...

4 yr-old Jackie has been displaying signs of an inherited impulsive shopping disposition...

Jackie (squatting, admiring and touching a low-hanging cookery toy set): Mum....I feel like buying this....

Mum: No! What did I tell you, Jackie!

Jackie: No...I say I only feel like buying, feel only... I am not buying!