Tuesday, March 1, 2011

I cannot let go

Daddy teaching Jackie how to forgive others...

Daddy: Jackie, learn how to let go. When others have apologised and said sorry to you, stop whining and harping on it, let it go.

5 minutes later...

Jackie: Daddy, Jiejie (sister) made fun of me...I CANNOT LET GO because she never said sorry!

Friday, December 3, 2010

Plaster First

Mum to 5-yr-old Jackie: Daddy just finished trimming your toe nails?
Jackie: Yes, Mummy, can I help to cut your toe nails?
Mum: Hmm...Jackie, you might cut my skin, you know.
Jackie: Ok, Mummy, then can I go and get plaster for you first before I cut your toe nails?

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Happy Deepavali!

Mum fetches Jackie from childcare in the evening.

Mum: Jackie, tomorrow it's Deepavali holiday, did you wish Miss Malini Happy Deepavali?
Jackie: Yes... But Miss Malini is not in school today.
Mum: Oh, she is not in school? I thought you just said you wished her Happy Deepavali?
Jackie: Yes, I wished her Happy Deepavali in my heart.

Sunday, September 26, 2010

Mum, where did you go?

Mum was engrossed in checking out the groceries and picking up the fruits and vegetables in the supermarket, then someone walked toward her and went very close to her...
It was Jackie with eyes brimming with tears.
Mum: Jackie, tell me what happened? Why do you look so upset?
Jackie: I just found you, Mum.
Mum: What? You just found me? You mean you lost Mummy just now and were looking for me?
Jackie nodded her head slowly, looking both cross and sad.

(More like a case of crazy mum...)

Sunday, September 19, 2010

He or She?

Jackie: Mummy, I can't wear this Minnie Mouse top anymore, it's too small. Can I give it to baby Gary?
Mum: Gary is a boy, I don't think the top is suitable for him.
Jackie: But he might grow up to be a girl, you never know.
Mum: What do you mean?
Jackie: Just like me, Gary may become a girl next time. I saw my baby picture on the book shelf, I was born a baby boy, but now I have become a girl.

Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Ambition

A conversation between Jerrie (9 yr-old) and Jackie (5yr-old).

Jackie: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Jerrie: Ballerina
Jackie: Do you know what I would like to be?
Jerrie: What?
Jackie: Jesus.

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Sunday School

Jackie: Old women can't walk.
Mum: God can make old women walk.
Jackie: But old women don't know God.
Mum: So we have to tell them about God.
Jackie: Old women must go to Sunday School.