He or She?

Jackie: Mummy, I can't wear this Minnie Mouse top anymore, it's too small. Can I give it to baby Gary?
Mum: Gary is a boy, I don't think the top is suitable for him.
Jackie: But he might grow up to be a girl, you never know.
Mum: What do you mean?
Jackie: Just like me, Gary may become a girl next time. I saw my baby picture on the book shelf, I was born a baby boy, but now I have become a girl.

Ambition

A conversation between Jerrie (9 yr-old) and Jackie (5yr-old).

Jackie: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Jerrie: Ballerina
Jackie: Do you know what I would like to be?
Jerrie: What?
Jackie: Jesus.

Sunday School

Jackie: Old women can't walk.
Mum: God can make old women walk.
Jackie: But old women don't know God.
Mum: So we have to tell them about God.
Jackie: Old women must go to Sunday School.

Daddy is a Naughty Boy!

Daddy: Jackie, please stand properly on the escalator! Daddy fell on the escalator before because I didn't stand properly.
Jackie: Ah-ma (grandmother) never taught you the right thing?
Daddy: Yes, she did, but...
Jackie: Oh, you never listen to Ah-ma. You naughty boy?

I like everyone!

Jerrie: some of the boys said they like this girl and that girl in the class..
Jackie: cannot!
Jerrie: huh?
Jackie: my teacher said we have to like everyone!

Married Twice

Jackie: Did both jiejie (sister) and me come out of your body at the same time?
Mum: No, one by one.
Jackie: You married two times?

Hide and Seek Game

Jackie: Hey, I'm hiding, come and find me!