Feel Like Buying...

4 yr-old Jackie has been displaying signs of an inherited impulsive shopping disposition...

Jackie (squatting, admiring and touching a low-hanging cookery toy set): Mum....I feel like buying this....

Mum: No! What did I tell you, Jackie!

Jackie: No...I say I only feel like buying, feel only... I am not buying!

My Ambition

Jerrie: Jackie, what do you want to be when you grow up?
Jackie: Hmmmm...
Jerrie: Do you want to be a doctor, a singer, a teacher, a chef...
Jackie: I want to be a dog, a black dog.