A Table

Jackie: This is how my friend draw a table.

What Slimming is All About

In the morning, Jackie saw our neighbour running on the track mill in the house as we were getting out of the house to go to her childcare. As I shut and lock the door...

Jackie: Every morning, the man will be running. And at night, it will be the woman. Everyday it's the same.
Mum: Really, I don't even notice that.
Jackie: I also know what they are doing. They are trying to take out their muscles so that they can become thin.
Mum: What???

Mum, Don't Talk So Much!

Jackie: Mummy, Jie Jie (sister) has so many children celebrations in school. It's so unfair!
Mum: You will be going to the same primary school next year, and you will have the same celebrations. It may seem to be unfair now, but it's actually fair because your turn will come. You recognise that?
Jackie: Yes.
Mum: So if you recognise that, stop feeling bad about it, just accept it okay.
Jackie: Okay.
About 10 seconds later...
Jackie: Actually I don't understand what you are talking about.

Her Stomach Burst!

Jackie: Jia Yi (childcare friend) is not afraid of lizards.
Mum: Really?
Jackie: Yah, she said she once saw a lizard and stepped on it.
Mum: What! That will burst the stomach! I saw that happened when my sister sat on a lizard accidentally when we were very young.
Jackie: What! Really, Jia Yi's stomach really burst when she stepped on the lizard?

What Time?

At breakfast...

Jerrie and Jackie bickering were over who has more raisins on their slice of bread.

Jackie: You took away one of my raisins!
Jerrie: I didn't.
Jackie: Yes, you did, I saw you taking it!
Jerrie: No, I didn't!
Jackie: Yes, I saw!
Jerrie: Ok, what time?!
Jackie: ????

Note: Jackie has yet to learn how to tell the time correctly. Obviously, Jerrie has taken this opportunity to confound her. But did she take Jackie's raisin?

Coming Soon...

Jackie finished reading a story on the iPad and returned the iPad to Dad.
5 minutes later...
Jackie: Can I have the iPad again?
Dad: I thought you have finished the story?
Jackie: Yah, there are more stories to read.

Dad handed the iPad over to Jackie. There was silence for the next few minutes, so Dad checked on her.

Jackie was found staring at the iPad screen, looking very puzzled and disappointed. At the end of the story which she read earlier, there was a line that went:

"More stories....coming soon."